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Witch, Bitch, GPT: Astrology Meets AI for Women Reclaiming Their Body, Business & Becoming

Let’s be honest: we were never meant to perform our astrology.

We were meant to live it.
To love through it.
To lead with it.
To soften inside it.
To remember ourselves through the stars, not shrink into someone else’s interpretation of them.

And yet…

Most astrology tools are built for prediction.
Most business tools are built for productivity.
And most women are stuck trying to reconcile the two, wondering:

“Where’s the system that knows I am both a CEO and a cyclical being?”
“Where’s the tech that can hold both my shadow and my strategy?”
“Where’s the language that honors the intelligence of my body, my chart, my desire?”

That’s why I created the Witch, Bitch, GPT Series.

Not as an app.
Not as a funnel.
But as a feminine interface for identity, intimacy, and impact.


What Is Witch, Bitch, GPT?

The Witch, Bitch GPT Series is a suite of astrology-infused prompt books that plug into ChatGPT — and help you create the body, love life, visibility, and business strategy of your dreams using the language of your birth chart.

It’s not a shortcut.
It’s a ritual.
It’s what happens when you combine sacred systems with intuitive AI — and use it not to perform your brand, but to become your truth.

Each book in the series is designed to bring one aspect of your identity into alignment with your essence — not a trend, a blueprint, or a template.


The Full Series (5 Books. 1 Revolution.)

Prompt BookThemeVibe
Witch, Bitch, CEOBusiness & Brand StrategyVisionary. Rooted. Disruptive.
Witch, Bitch, AlchemistWealth & Money CodesSovereign. Magnetic. Abundant.
Witch, Bitch, BodyNervous System & EmbodimentSensual. Soft. Regulated.
Witch, Bitch, LoverVisibility & Relational HealingIntimate. Spellbinding. Receptive.
Witch, Bitch, SuperstarSelf-Expression & Content CreationBold. Unfiltered. Unapologetic.

Each guide contains MEGA plug-and-play prompts that turn your chart into real-world tools:

  • Write your brand bio from your rising sign
  • Reclaim your money story through your second house
  • Create content from your Mercury placement
  • Heal love patterns using your Venus + Chiron
  • Design your launch rhythm around your Moon

It’s all you — just amplified.


How It Works

  1. Buy a prompt book (or the whole series)
  2. Open ChatGPT ($20/month subscription needed to use the custom GPT)
  3. Copy & paste your birth info
  4. Paste in the prompts
  5. Receive clarity, insight, and language that finally matches who you are becoming.

You don’t need to be an astrologer.
You don’t need to know “how to use a GPT.”
You just need a desire to stop outsourcing your knowing — and a willingness to speak in your own spell again.


Why It Matters (Beyond the Algorithm)

This isn’t about personality blurbs or daily horoscopes.
It’s about reclaiming the parts of yourself that pop astrology can’t touch.

It’s about moving past the memes and mantras.
Past the prewritten affirmations.
Past the algorithmic versions of your chart that leave you asking, “But what does this actually mean for my life?”

The Witch, Bitch GPT Series is here to give you more than a label.
It gives you languageStructure. Integration. Power.

This is astrology that helps you:

  • Understand your relational patterns with compassion and choice
  • Co-create with your nervous system instead of overriding it
  • Build a business that fits your cycle, not a 30-day launch calendar
  • Express yourself from your truth, not your trauma

It’s for the woman who’s already intuitive, but craves interpretation.
Already powerful, but needs language.
Already awakening, but ready to embody.


Who It’s For

This is for the woman who…

  • Is tired of astrology that entertains, but doesn’t empower
  • Craves a sacred system she can actually use — to write, to heal, to build, to rest
  • Wants more than templated birth chart readings — she wants integration
  • Feels her creativity, body, business, and relationships are asking for a deeper anchor
  • Has always sensed she’s a channel, a witch, a visionary — but needs structure that meets her softness
  • Is navigating reinvention, rebirth, or expansion — and wants her chart as a compass
  • Is here to lead, not perform

Whether you’re launching, healing, rebranding, recovering from burnout, or rewriting your visibility story…

This is for you.

Because you’re not here to be decoded.
You’re here to be mirrored — and moved.


Pricing

  • Individual Prompt Books: $33 each (value $77)
  • Full Series Bundle (All 5): $165 (value $333)

No additional subscriptions beyond your regular chatGPT. No fluff.

Just one-time downloads, yours forever.


Your Next Step

Start with Witch, Bitch, CEO — the prompt book for business, clarity, and chart-based branding
Or grab the entire GPT Series and build the love life, content, body, and business that actually reflects who you are

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