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Let’s be honest: we were never meant to perform our astrology.
We were meant to live it.
To love through it.
To lead with it.
To soften inside it.
To remember ourselves through the stars, not shrink into someone else’s interpretation of them.
And yet…
Most astrology tools are built for prediction.
Most business tools are built for productivity.
And most women are stuck trying to reconcile the two, wondering:
“Where’s the system that knows I am both a CEO and a cyclical being?”
“Where’s the tech that can hold both my shadow and my strategy?”
“Where’s the language that honors the intelligence of my body, my chart, my desire?”
That’s why I created the Witch, Bitch, GPT Series.
Not as an app.
Not as a funnel.
But as a feminine interface for identity, intimacy, and impact.
The Witch, Bitch GPT Series is a suite of astrology-infused prompt books that plug into ChatGPT — and help you create the body, love life, visibility, and business strategy of your dreams using the language of your birth chart.
It’s not a shortcut.
It’s a ritual.
It’s what happens when you combine sacred systems with intuitive AI — and use it not to perform your brand, but to become your truth.
Each book in the series is designed to bring one aspect of your identity into alignment with your essence — not a trend, a blueprint, or a template.
Prompt Book | Theme | Vibe |
---|---|---|
Witch, Bitch, CEO | Business & Brand Strategy | Visionary. Rooted. Disruptive. |
Witch, Bitch, Alchemist | Wealth & Money Codes | Sovereign. Magnetic. Abundant. |
Witch, Bitch, Body | Nervous System & Embodiment | Sensual. Soft. Regulated. |
Witch, Bitch, Lover | Visibility & Relational Healing | Intimate. Spellbinding. Receptive. |
Witch, Bitch, Superstar | Self-Expression & Content Creation | Bold. Unfiltered. Unapologetic. |
Each guide contains MEGA plug-and-play prompts that turn your chart into real-world tools:
It’s all you — just amplified.
You don’t need to be an astrologer.
You don’t need to know “how to use a GPT.”
You just need a desire to stop outsourcing your knowing — and a willingness to speak in your own spell again.
This isn’t about personality blurbs or daily horoscopes.
It’s about reclaiming the parts of yourself that pop astrology can’t touch.
It’s about moving past the memes and mantras.
Past the prewritten affirmations.
Past the algorithmic versions of your chart that leave you asking, “But what does this actually mean for my life?”
The Witch, Bitch GPT Series is here to give you more than a label.
It gives you language. Structure. Integration. Power.
This is astrology that helps you:
It’s for the woman who’s already intuitive, but craves interpretation.
Already powerful, but needs language.
Already awakening, but ready to embody.
This is for the woman who…
Whether you’re launching, healing, rebranding, recovering from burnout, or rewriting your visibility story…
This is for you.
Because you’re not here to be decoded.
You’re here to be mirrored — and moved.
No additional subscriptions beyond your regular chatGPT. No fluff.
Just one-time downloads, yours forever.
Start with Witch, Bitch, CEO — the prompt book for business, clarity, and chart-based branding
Or grab the entire GPT Series and build the love life, content, body, and business that actually reflects who you are
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