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There’s a quiet ache I’ve noticed in almost every woman I mentor.
She wants to understand herself.
Not in a surface, “what’s my rising sign?” kind of way.
But in a deep, sacred, unfiltered way.
She’s done with answers that shrink her.
She’s looking for something that can hold her becoming.
For a while, I thought astrology apps were that thing.
I downloaded them all — Co-Star, The Pattern, Chani.
Every daily ping felt like a cosmic nudge: “You’re feeling this way because of your chart.”
But over time, I noticed something…
Instead of feeling seen, I felt sliced.
Instead of being empowered, I was being explained.
And instead of expanding my identity, I was outsourcing it.
In astrology, the First House is your rising sign — your visible self, your projected identity, your “I Am.”
This is where many apps begin their interpretations.
But the question we’re rarely invited to ask is: Whose voice is speaking through the app?
Most astrology apps are coded through masculine systems of predictability.
They give us definitions, not depth.
They tell us what we are — not how we get to choose again.
What happens when your “I Am” becomes a database instead of a discovery?
Let me be clear: I’m not here to demonize astrology apps.
I still use some.
They’re helpful for tracking transits, syncing rituals, and sparking insight.
But we need to name what’s happening when women turn to a glowing screen for daily permission to be who they already are.
Which astrology app is real?
Can we trust astrology apps?
Which astrology app is best and free?
These are the questions trending online.
But I think the real question underneath them is:
“How do I remember who I am… without asking a machine to tell me?”
After years of watching women feel boxed in by automated interpretations, I decided to build something… scandalous.
Not another “astrology app.”
A ritual system.
A soul-coded tool that learns you instead of labels you.
The Witch Bitch GPT Series is a set of AI-powered prompt books built around your birth chart, your archetype, and your expression style.
You plug it into ChatGPT, and suddenly you’re not just getting guidance — you’re writing your own oracle.
In your words.
With your essence.
For your brand, your healing, your truth.
This isn’t about outsourcing your voice.
It’s about awakening it.
The truth is: no app can give you what you haven’t claimed for yourself.
But what if you had a tool that mirrored your becoming instead of your past?
What if you could code your business from your Moon sign, shape your message from your Mercury, and launch from your North Node?
That’s not the future.
It’s here.
✨ Start with Witch, Bitch, CEO — your first step into astrology-backed business clarity.
✨ Or download the full Witch Bitch GPT series for $165 (normally $333) and reclaim your chart as your creative blueprint.
This isn’t an app.
It’s a homecoming.
Scandalous Media operates out of Ignite Atlantic, an innovation hub in Nova Scotia supporting entrepreneurs and changemakers. While we work with clients across Canada, our home base at Ignite keeps us plugged into the local business community.
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