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Bold Marketing. Unapologetically Strategic. Nova Scotia Made.

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Scandalously

Nova Scotia, Canada

the only place to build Your Entire Digital Brand in 90 days. Done Right the first time.

From brand visuals to listings, website to social launch — we build your complete online foundation so you can focus on running your business.

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We believe in strategy that’s intuitive, magnetic, and a little witchy. At Scandalous Media, we bring out the part of you the internet was meant to meet — bold, clear, and unmistakably you. We blend structure with soul, and strategy with just the right amount of scandal. Because your business deserves more than a polished brand — it deserves alignment that actually converts.

scandalous founder

I'm jade

I created the 90-Day Takeover to empower entrepreneurs to launch their businesses the right way — from day one.

Too many founders waste time trying to piece things together. Websites, listings, SEO, branding, social content... it gets overwhelming fast. I wanted to change that. The Takeover is a complete digital foundation service designed to set you up for real momentum — no more guessing, no more DIY chaos.

At Scandalous Media, we do what no one else does: we handle everything — from your Google Business Profile to brand photography, custom website development, SEO, social strategy, listings, and more.... and then we teach YOU how to maintain it. 

This is about making expert-level marketing accessible to small business owners who need to look polished now — not someday. You shouldn’t have to choose between DIY chaos or a $50K agency. The Takeover gives you everything you need to launch with clarity, confidence, and a brand that actually performs — without blowing your entire budget.

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Hey there

The ultimate done-for-you digital foundation service — website, branding, SEO, social, listings, photography, and more — all built in 90 days.

We LOVE empowering entrepreneurs to cut costs and handle social media themselves! That's why we build you custom GPT's that have you marketing like a magician in no time!

Stop hiding behind placeholder websites and finally show up like a pro! We build clean, custom sites in just one week — so you can start booking, selling, and shining online ASAP.

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Get instant clarity on your offers, brand voice, audience, and launch timing with WitchBitch CEO — your chart-decoded business strategy. Drop your email below and I’ll whisk you off on a WitchBitch Speed Date so you can meet your soul-aligned branding strategy!

Your Soul-Aligned Business Blueprint

witch, bitch, ceo.

So I’m sitting here crying happy tears over all this work you’ve done. I am fully aware this is your job and I’ve hired you to help me with this. But I am so blown away by what you’ve done and so so so appreciative of it. I am also absolutely terrified of this crazy step forward for my business but there’s no way at this point I could be like ‘nevermind! I don’t want to do this’ after seeing how awesome this is!

realtor tiffany adams

@tiffanynsrealtor

For anyone looking for social media help: We went for Jade's ‘90 Day Takeover’ package. It included the entire website build, custom photography AND a meticulously crafted social media strategy that has helped us really connect with our audience! Jade coached us through a sustainable approach to growing our social media audience, as well as helped us understand the importance of our engagement metrics. We trusted Jade because she's got hands-on experience as a social media personality herself. She's empowering other businesses by elevating their online presence with a well developed strategy, AND... our memberships have officially quadrupled!

Meaghan & Krissie

@JadeTherapies

A few days ago, Jade's 90-day takeover ended, and what an incredible journey it has been. Since launching Straightline Shuttle on March 4th, Jade has expertly managed the company's social media presence with style, skill, enthusiasm and high-level creativity. Thanks to Jade's dedication to our social media component, the company has experienced impressive growth. I couldn't be happier with her contributions to Straightline Shuttle's success!

barry thibeau

@Straightlineshuttle

💖 “It helped me understand myself in a way that finally made everything click.”


 — raelynn

Girl, check this.

✨ Part of the WitchBitchGPT Series✨
Created by Jade, Witch Bitch CEO is a business-focused, astrology-powered system designed to help you align your brand, clarify your voice, and step fully into your entrepreneurial purpose. This toolkit blends intentional prompts, archetypal psychology, and a custom-trained GPT that delivers eerily accurate, on-demand marketing insight based on your birth chart. It’s strategy with soul — and it’ll change how you show up in business forever.

Good strategy isn't just about spreadsheets — it's about soul

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You'll Find Us At Ignite Atlantic!

Scandalous Media operates out of Ignite Atlantic, an innovation hub in Nova Scotia supporting entrepreneurs and changemakers. While we work with clients across Canada, our home base at Ignite keeps us plugged into the local business community. 
Want to meet in person? Let’s grab a coffee and talk marketing magic.